Hello all,

You know your career is in trouble when the doll made in your image is priced below clearance.

Poor Lindsay….

Aside from not being in high demand for any good acting jobs, it looks like Lindsay Lohan isn’t in high demand for anything these days.

Perez wrote:

“Why the hell would any good parent want their child playing with a Lindsay Lohan doll”

And it doesn't look a thing like her...

But, luckily, many parents don’t seem to want it for their kiddies. So, the doll has been marked down - by 80%!

The item description says:

My Scene Goes Hollywood: Lindsay Lohan, by Mattel

Was: $24.99
Sale Price: $4.99

Lights…camera…fashion! The My Scene girls have hit the big time with their new movie, My Scene Goes Hollywood. Making a movie is exciting, but so is meeting their idol, teen queen Lindsay Lohan!

It’s the night of the movie’s premiere, so Lindsay and the My Scene girls are headed down the red carpet in trendy new outfits and stylish coats with faux-fur trim. Lindsay comes with lots of movie-themed accessories, including a director’s chair and a second outfit. Lindsay measures 12″ tall.

So it’s only $4.99 for her doll, plus free shipping.

Looks like they want to get rid of them - quickly!

Hmmmmm…..any thoughts on what we could do with a couple of dozen?  Let me know.

Kisses,

VV

Hello all,

This really makes me sick…..

A source claims celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay of “Hells Kitchen” fame, has been cheating on his wife for the past seven years with a woman named Sarah Symonds. Sarah recently wrote a book called Having an Affair? A Handbook for the Other Woman, which details a “friend’s” affair with a famous chef.

Nauseating…

This from the man who claims that his wife Tana is “The only woman for me.”

Apparently not…..

Cheater

We think the lovely Tana and four little Ramsay’s should lock Daddy Dear in a hot kitchen for a few days…so sorry you got stuck with such a pig.

Kisses,

VV

70 Million…..

Yes my darlings, that is the amount that Guy Ritchie will receive in his divorce settlement from Madonna.

How does one ask for such an insane amount of money and still expect to maintain any kind of integrity?  But I think Madonna knows this…savvy business woman that she is…she will continue on as THE first lady of Pop Music…and he will just be the gold digging sleaze who had the honor of being her bitch….I mean wife…sorry loves…HUSBAND for seven years.

Kisses,

VV

Hello all,

I don’t know about you but I am sick, sick, sick to death of seeing these two….everywhere.

And now they’re in Dubai.

I think love is great and I am truly happy for Lindsay and Samantha…but Jeeeeeeze….enough with  the combat boots on the red carpet (or are those combat sneakers?).  I realize that Sam is not a dress kinda gal…but come on…..look how fab Lindsay looks….really Sam.

The dynamic duo showed up in Dubai today to celebrate the grand opening of the Atlantis Palm Resort in Dubai, along with a host of other appropriately dressed celebrities.

If you look at the full story at Pop Sugar, you will see how formal this event was.  I guess Sammy didn’t read her invitation too closely.

Kisses,

VV

Hello all,

After a 6 year hiatus, Derek Powazek has re-launched his website Kvetch!, which now allows people to post their gripes and complaints anonymously via Twitter.

“You know all those things you wish you could post to Twitter but don’t want to say with your name on them? Those brilliant angry complaints that would feel so good to get off your chest? Now you can.”  courtesy laughingsquid.com

Kvetch is a Yiddish word for a constant complainer….or in other words, me.  Kvetches are displayed randomly and anonymously. There are no permalinks and no search mechanism. So just sit back….and bitch away….

WARNING: This site takes awhile to load…but perhaps it’s supposed to be that way so you will be all warmed up to complain?

Kisses,

VV

Hello all,

Actress/Vegan Alicia Silverstone has a new book coming out next fall called “The Kind Diet.”

I think it’s great that she has found something to be passionate about…I still can’t get past that nothing from an animal thing but I’m sure the food is just delish…..

However, when I saw this photo on Perezhilton.com I had to wonder why no comment was made about her appearance.  Seriously…if this is what vegan-ism does to you I will stick to my carnivorous ways.

File this one under"YIKES!!"

Kisses,

VV

Hello all,

I must admit she looks really great…but Chloe please….pull up those bottoms.

Chloe Sevigny on the beach in Miami

Hello all,

Yes, I know that we have been bombarded with photos of a declining Amy Winehouse….but when I came across this I really had to do a double take.  Could this really be the same woman?

Unfortunately it is…..
I still have to ask….how does one go from this…..

To this?

I used to love her with her sexy-sultry voice and that fab over the top hair. Now, whenever I hear “Rehab” I just want to take her by what hair she has left and drag her to the nearest drug treatment facility….

But first I would give her a bath…she looks stinky.

Kisses,

VV

Hello all,

In an interview with Oprah earlier today, Jennifer Anniston reveals that she is definitely “not” pregnant.

So I guess the rumors about her having twins are false as well……

As for the comments that she made about Angelina Jolie in the December issue of Vogue, well hello people….her hubby was cheating on her with the fabbest of fabulous…..so yes, a comment that refers to the whole situation as “uncool” is kind of expected….don’t you think?

BTW….Ms. Anniston looks rather fabulous herself…..

Jennifer Anniston....December Vogue

Kisses,

VV

Hello all,

No matter how hip and sophisticated I become I still enjoy good cartoons….

This is a clip entitled “Mac Daddy” from Foster’s Home For Imaginary Friends

It is truly hilarious…and I cannot believe the fools at Cartoon Network are canceling it.